1 00:00:01,620 --> 00:00:03,479 She's the female Elon Musk. 2 00:00:03,489 --> 00:00:05,333 Serena is our girl. 3 00:00:05,344 --> 00:00:06,836 What's wrong with her winning? 4 00:00:06,847 --> 00:00:08,492 - It's cool. - She can hang with the guys. 5 00:00:08,503 --> 00:00:10,553 Yeah, except none of the guys want to hang with her. 6 00:00:10,563 --> 00:00:12,155 It's like she's wearing dude-repellent. 7 00:00:12,165 --> 00:00:14,958 - Have fun boys. - The woman you are at work 8 00:00:14,968 --> 00:00:17,976 is not the girl that a man wants to date. 9 00:00:17,987 --> 00:00:19,662 I know what guys want. 10 00:00:19,672 --> 00:00:21,364 And you've got to make him feel important. 11 00:00:21,374 --> 00:00:23,999 - Can you help me? - Yeah, I sure can. 12 00:00:24,009 --> 00:00:27,302 You're pumping toxic sludge into the minds of young women. 13 00:00:27,312 --> 00:00:28,801 You're telling them that they have to 14 00:00:28,812 --> 00:00:30,999 dummy themselves down to land some dude. 15 00:00:31,010 --> 00:00:32,675 Okay, enough, all right? 16 00:00:32,685 --> 00:00:34,642 Just get the hell out. 17 00:00:34,652 --> 00:00:36,578 Your version of "Essential Honesty" 18 00:00:36,588 --> 00:00:38,213 just feels kind of blame-y. 19 00:00:38,223 --> 00:00:39,882 Like you're using it as a shield. 20 00:00:39,892 --> 00:00:42,851 I am out of vodka, and it is supposed to be stocked. 21 00:00:42,861 --> 00:00:45,387 - I set up our meeting for that pitch. - Great. 22 00:00:45,397 --> 00:00:48,190 This woman is looking for a poodle. Not a man. 23 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:50,324 Then be a man. Start the revolution! 24 00:00:50,334 --> 00:00:52,059 Hey, hey! 25 00:00:52,069 --> 00:00:53,094 Call security, right now. 26 00:00:53,104 --> 00:00:54,529 Come on, it's good TV. 27 00:00:54,539 --> 00:00:57,058 Look at that! That's what I was waiting for. 28 00:00:57,069 --> 00:00:58,165 And cut! 29 00:00:58,175 --> 00:00:59,683 Move over. It's big enough for two. 30 00:00:59,694 --> 00:01:01,436 There we go. 31 00:01:01,446 --> 00:01:03,037 - August. - Am I in trouble? 32 00:01:03,047 --> 00:01:04,374 Yes. 33 00:01:10,354 --> 00:01:13,381 We are never doing this again. 34 00:01:13,391 --> 00:01:14,949 Now, that's what you said last time. 35 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:16,699 Well, this time I mean it. 36 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:18,252 Oh, you said that too. 37 00:01:25,936 --> 00:01:27,561 Where'd you learn that? 38 00:01:27,571 --> 00:01:28,862 Africa. 39 00:01:28,872 --> 00:01:30,564 Now let's go to Big Sur. 40 00:01:30,574 --> 00:01:33,534 Sunset hikes. Hot springs at Esalen. 41 00:01:33,544 --> 00:01:36,537 No, no, no, no. That's never gonna happen. 42 00:01:36,547 --> 00:01:38,472 You and me naked in the redwoods. 43 00:01:38,482 --> 00:01:40,140 That... oh! 44 00:01:40,150 --> 00:01:42,896 - That sounds fantastic. - No. 45 00:01:43,216 --> 00:01:45,111 That sounds like, uh... 46 00:01:45,121 --> 00:01:47,981 - That sounds like career suicide. - Come on. 47 00:01:47,991 --> 00:01:51,122 You must pick a contestant every season to have a fling with. 48 00:01:51,133 --> 00:01:53,786 No, actually, I don't. 49 00:01:53,796 --> 00:01:55,955 I'm your first? 50 00:01:56,435 --> 00:01:57,841 Yeah. 51 00:01:57,852 --> 00:01:59,911 Don't you feel special? 52 00:01:59,922 --> 00:02:01,255 Now finish. 53 00:02:01,702 --> 00:02:03,380 Okay. 54 00:02:06,779 --> 00:02:09,982 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - 55 00:02:15,184 --> 00:02:17,217 - Oh, hey. - Hey. 56 00:02:20,089 --> 00:02:22,651 Where are you going? Aren't you supposed to be in wardrobe? 57 00:02:22,662 --> 00:02:25,117 Uh, oh. I was just gonna take a quick dip, 58 00:02:25,127 --> 00:02:26,952 You know... clear out the cobwebs. 59 00:02:26,962 --> 00:02:29,538 Yeah. No. I don't really think you have time for that. 60 00:02:29,549 --> 00:02:32,190 What, are you, uh, not sleeping well in the hammock? 61 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:34,374 What? No. Yeah, I'm... I'm sleeping great. 62 00:02:34,385 --> 00:02:36,062 - Yeah. Couldn't be better. - Awesome. 63 00:02:36,073 --> 00:02:38,878 Yeah, well, if you ever need anything, you'll let me know, right? 64 00:02:39,839 --> 00:02:41,866 Yeah. Yeah. Of course I would. 65 00:02:41,877 --> 00:02:44,878 But, I don't. I'll, uh... I'll see ya, Rachel. 66 00:02:49,956 --> 00:02:51,476 Rachel. 67 00:02:51,486 --> 00:02:54,112 - Hey! Hang on a minute. - I'm gonna go talk to Serena. 68 00:02:54,122 --> 00:02:55,613 - Hang on a minute. - Quinn! 69 00:02:55,623 --> 00:02:57,740 They asked if you wanted generic or name brand, 70 00:02:57,751 --> 00:03:01,352 - and I just got generic. I could... - Put it in my office, moron! 71 00:03:01,362 --> 00:03:03,654 Cranberry juice and meds? Uh-oh. 72 00:03:03,664 --> 00:03:07,457 Is someone experiencing a hideous burning sensation while peeing? 73 00:03:07,467 --> 00:03:09,827 Come on. It's clearly a UTI comfort kit. 74 00:03:09,837 --> 00:03:12,329 - Who's the lucky guy, Quinn? - Yeah, there's no guy. 75 00:03:12,339 --> 00:03:15,399 It is pure, unadulterated, pharmaceutical-grade stress. 76 00:03:15,409 --> 00:03:17,134 - Going in? - Oh. 77 00:03:17,144 --> 00:03:18,368 Great. 78 00:03:18,378 --> 00:03:19,722 I'm sorry. What is he doing here? 79 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:21,821 Look, you should just go ahead and produce your guys. 80 00:03:21,832 --> 00:03:24,508 I am, right after I go talk to Serena. 81 00:03:24,518 --> 00:03:27,344 Uh, Madison is producing Serena now. 82 00:03:27,354 --> 00:03:30,414 - Quinn, let's go. - You gave the suitress to Madison? 83 00:03:30,424 --> 00:03:32,082 You made it very clear 84 00:03:32,092 --> 00:03:34,684 that you wanted no part of the "toxic sludge" 85 00:03:34,694 --> 00:03:36,477 that we're pumping into the world. 86 00:03:36,488 --> 00:03:39,022 And I didn't want to get in the way of your "Essential Honesty" 87 00:03:39,032 --> 00:03:40,590 so I took you out of the mix. 88 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:41,852 You're welcome. 89 00:03:44,375 --> 00:03:47,564 Oh my God. America's sweetheart? 90 00:03:47,574 --> 00:03:48,867 You stick with me kiddo, 91 00:03:48,878 --> 00:03:52,201 and we're gonna have America falling all over itself. 92 00:03:52,211 --> 00:03:54,033 The network is really happy. 93 00:03:54,044 --> 00:03:56,238 They're looking forward to this week's fantasy theme. 94 00:03:56,248 --> 00:03:58,774 Great. That's... That's great. 95 00:03:58,784 --> 00:04:01,210 For you. It's just, um... 96 00:04:01,220 --> 00:04:03,079 it's not really me. 97 00:04:03,089 --> 00:04:04,280 Yes, it is. 98 00:04:04,290 --> 00:04:05,614 See? That's you at the party. 99 00:04:05,624 --> 00:04:08,116 No, no. I know that it's me. 100 00:04:08,126 --> 00:04:10,786 It's just all the... the nodding and the smiling. 101 00:04:10,796 --> 00:04:13,358 - It's not who I am. - What are you talking about? 102 00:04:13,369 --> 00:04:15,004 Look at yourself. You're having a blast. 103 00:04:15,015 --> 00:04:16,959 - But I'm not! - You're a natural! 104 00:04:16,969 --> 00:04:19,360 You just have to be a little more... girlie. 105 00:04:19,370 --> 00:04:21,196 Remember our plan. 106 00:04:21,206 --> 00:04:23,298 You know, it's... it's very hard 107 00:04:23,308 --> 00:04:25,266 to adjust to being on the show. 108 00:04:25,276 --> 00:04:27,535 But don't worry. We'll make it easy for you. 109 00:04:27,545 --> 00:04:29,804 Trust me, we've got you covered. 110 00:04:38,490 --> 00:04:41,148 Today, eleven valiant knights 111 00:04:41,158 --> 00:04:43,985 will vie for the hand of our lovely princess. 112 00:04:43,995 --> 00:04:45,753 But who will be the purest of heart 113 00:04:45,763 --> 00:04:47,655 and win that all important one-on-one? 114 00:04:47,665 --> 00:04:50,057 Ah, Graham. You look like an idiot. 115 00:04:50,067 --> 00:04:53,661 Okay, cameras. Grab me some close-ups on these guys. 116 00:04:53,671 --> 00:04:56,296 - Oh my God. - It's like "Game of Thrones" 117 00:04:56,306 --> 00:04:58,898 puked up Snow White. Ugh. 118 00:04:58,908 --> 00:05:00,767 Oh, that's great. Push in. 119 00:05:00,777 --> 00:05:02,569 - Push in! - All right, Quinn, 120 00:05:02,579 --> 00:05:04,904 look, I am really trying, but this whole thing is just... 121 00:05:04,914 --> 00:05:06,740 Well, Madison's got Serena's back. 122 00:05:06,750 --> 00:05:07,941 So just produce your guys. 123 00:05:07,951 --> 00:05:11,446 Quinn. This princess-in-a-castle crap is dumb even for us. 124 00:05:11,457 --> 00:05:13,920 Well, we're just trying to fem your girl up, Rach. 125 00:05:13,931 --> 00:05:16,615 This is end-of-days/ jump the shark time. 126 00:05:16,626 --> 00:05:17,784 Doc, back me up. 127 00:05:17,794 --> 00:05:19,599 It's an archetype that's a little out of date. 128 00:05:19,610 --> 00:05:22,288 That is working, okay?! 129 00:05:22,298 --> 00:05:26,492 Come on. Tampon companies are lining up to buy ads! 130 00:05:26,502 --> 00:05:28,962 And Gary is texting me about how happy he is. 131 00:05:28,972 --> 00:05:30,329 - You know what that means? - Yes. 132 00:05:30,339 --> 00:05:32,131 That another over-privileged white guy 133 00:05:32,141 --> 00:05:33,999 is happy with the status quo. 134 00:05:34,009 --> 00:05:36,935 It means that he has had to put the knife down 135 00:05:36,945 --> 00:05:39,509 that he has been holding to my throat for the past three weeks. 136 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:42,775 So, I am sorry if you two are not happy. 137 00:05:42,785 --> 00:05:44,777 But I am. So deal with it. 138 00:05:44,787 --> 00:05:47,146 Madison, we need our beautiful princess 139 00:05:47,156 --> 00:05:50,482 smiling and waiting to be rescued. 140 00:05:50,492 --> 00:05:52,951 Hi. 141 00:05:52,961 --> 00:05:54,609 I'm Charlie. 142 00:05:55,984 --> 00:05:57,124 Filling in for Freddy? 143 00:05:58,701 --> 00:06:01,132 I'm really excited to work with the Zeiss zooms. 144 00:06:01,593 --> 00:06:04,374 It's my first chance getting my hands on those new lenses. 145 00:06:04,806 --> 00:06:07,365 Adds five pounds to the front of the camera. 146 00:06:07,375 --> 00:06:09,085 It's a real joy. 147 00:06:12,437 --> 00:06:13,871 I can't breathe. 148 00:06:13,881 --> 00:06:15,648 Well, you look amazing. 149 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:24,215 Boom! Ballet boy goes down. 150 00:06:24,225 --> 00:06:26,650 Oh! The mouth-breathers are gonna eat that up. 151 00:06:26,660 --> 00:06:29,153 - Hey, you wanted to see me? - Yes. 152 00:06:29,163 --> 00:06:30,922 Pitch me. I want to hear what you got. 153 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:32,824 - What, like, right now? - Yes, Jay. 154 00:06:32,834 --> 00:06:35,659 We already have a meeting on the books. Per your request. 155 00:06:35,669 --> 00:06:37,094 So, am I gonna have to cancel that? 156 00:06:37,104 --> 00:06:39,896 No. Obviously not. I just... 157 00:06:39,906 --> 00:06:43,667 Um, you need to see this video... 158 00:06:43,677 --> 00:06:45,369 No. Eyes are busy. Use your words. 159 00:06:45,379 --> 00:06:47,238 Okay. 160 00:06:47,248 --> 00:06:48,772 Uh, so, 161 00:06:48,782 --> 00:06:51,208 there's this gay underground dance scene 162 00:06:51,218 --> 00:06:53,675 in New Orleans called "Sissy Bounce." 163 00:06:53,686 --> 00:06:56,246 Don't flip out. Sissy is the gayest word now. 164 00:06:56,256 --> 00:06:58,849 - We've reclaimed it. - Oh thank God. 165 00:07:00,026 --> 00:07:02,352 Hello. I'm Chet Wilton. 166 00:07:02,897 --> 00:07:05,421 Take a journey with me, won't you? 167 00:07:05,431 --> 00:07:07,624 Into "The Heart of American Television." 168 00:07:07,634 --> 00:07:10,560 Where it is. Where it's been. 169 00:07:10,570 --> 00:07:12,163 Where it's going. 170 00:07:12,705 --> 00:07:13,929 - What're you doing? - Join... 171 00:07:13,939 --> 00:07:15,265 Jesus. 172 00:07:15,275 --> 00:07:18,033 Uh, I'm doing behind the scenes stuff. like "additional content." 173 00:07:18,043 --> 00:07:19,487 - New media. - Yeah, yeah, I got it. 174 00:07:19,498 --> 00:07:21,240 - I just thought you wanted an Emmy. - My... 175 00:07:21,251 --> 00:07:23,606 I do. This is how you do it. You engage the audience. 176 00:07:23,616 --> 00:07:25,375 You can engage them all you want, Chet, 177 00:07:25,385 --> 00:07:27,777 but, um, this is what they're actually gonna see. 178 00:07:27,787 --> 00:07:29,660 I mean, it's totally cheesy. 179 00:07:30,902 --> 00:07:32,982 Okay, so, um, it's about making a space 180 00:07:32,992 --> 00:07:35,317 for different kinds of maleness within trap music, 181 00:07:35,327 --> 00:07:37,258 which is a sub-genre of hip-hop, which, as you know... 182 00:07:37,269 --> 00:07:39,183 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 183 00:07:40,957 --> 00:07:44,011 Are you kidding me? Trapped in a gay, hip-hop, sub-genre? 184 00:07:44,022 --> 00:07:46,610 - No. Quinn, that's not... - Who are we supposed to sell that to? 185 00:07:46,621 --> 00:07:48,902 A lot of places, Quinn. I think it's an amazing way 186 00:07:48,913 --> 00:07:50,999 to talk about male identity and homophobia... 187 00:07:51,009 --> 00:07:53,568 Have you ever heard of network television? 188 00:07:53,578 --> 00:07:58,307 I mean, I need a four quadrant juggernaut. 189 00:07:58,317 --> 00:08:01,976 Not like an eighth of a quadrant niche show 190 00:08:01,986 --> 00:08:04,145 that maybe gets a summer run on basic cable. 191 00:08:04,155 --> 00:08:07,182 Well, I think if you just, like, actually saw this video... 192 00:08:07,192 --> 00:08:08,349 No. Do better. 193 00:08:11,628 --> 00:08:12,787 Oh, great. 194 00:08:12,797 --> 00:08:14,755 - Ow. - Are you okay? 195 00:08:14,765 --> 00:08:19,159 I am great. All right? Just get me a show that I can sell! 196 00:08:19,169 --> 00:08:20,861 I mean, don't you want to make something 197 00:08:20,871 --> 00:08:22,963 that people are gonna talk about, 198 00:08:22,973 --> 00:08:24,965 not just laugh at? I mean, something... 199 00:08:24,975 --> 00:08:26,834 something buzzy? 200 00:08:27,537 --> 00:08:30,287 - Zeitgeisty? - Exactly! 201 00:08:31,270 --> 00:08:34,440 Ask these really hard questions about men and women. 202 00:08:34,451 --> 00:08:37,878 Like why this princess crap actually works! 203 00:08:37,888 --> 00:08:40,214 You know, you get these guys to say 204 00:08:40,224 --> 00:08:42,549 what they would never say in public. 205 00:08:42,559 --> 00:08:44,017 Get them to tell the truth! 206 00:08:44,027 --> 00:08:45,841 Does Quinn know about this? 207 00:08:45,852 --> 00:08:48,242 Okay, well, look, Quinn is operating from a place of fear... 208 00:08:48,253 --> 00:08:51,464 Which is not gonna help her get the empire she wants. 209 00:08:51,475 --> 00:08:54,160 It's never gonna get you the Emmy you want. 210 00:08:54,170 --> 00:08:57,163 I'm just saying that we are sitting on a story. 211 00:08:57,173 --> 00:08:58,631 That needs to be told. 212 00:08:58,641 --> 00:09:00,834 And you are just the man to tell it. 213 00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:04,571 Okay. This is crazy, because that's what Crystal said. 214 00:09:04,581 --> 00:09:08,174 Thank you, Rachel. Finally, I am seen. 215 00:09:08,184 --> 00:09:10,050 Let's do this. 216 00:09:17,733 --> 00:09:19,658 This is all I'm supposed to do? 217 00:09:19,668 --> 00:09:21,714 Just stand here and smile? 218 00:09:21,725 --> 00:09:23,829 Well, you could, like, try calling out to them. 219 00:09:23,839 --> 00:09:26,230 You know... like, "Help me! Save me!" 220 00:09:26,241 --> 00:09:28,065 We're coming for you, Princess! 221 00:09:28,075 --> 00:09:30,001 See? They love it! 222 00:09:30,011 --> 00:09:32,222 This is just... beyond. 223 00:09:32,241 --> 00:09:35,472 Fine. Will you at least throw some of these? 224 00:09:36,183 --> 00:09:39,644 I thought I was a captive! Why am I throwing out roses? 225 00:09:39,654 --> 00:09:42,488 Who cares? Just toss them and smile. 226 00:09:49,179 --> 00:09:51,991 So, how do you feel about today's date? 227 00:09:52,002 --> 00:09:54,227 "Rescuing the princess?" 228 00:09:54,238 --> 00:09:55,830 I don't know... It's goofy, 229 00:09:55,841 --> 00:09:57,433 the whole, uh, 230 00:09:57,444 --> 00:09:58,968 "protect your woman" thing. 231 00:09:58,979 --> 00:10:02,239 But girls like it and we like it, 232 00:10:02,250 --> 00:10:03,335 so... 233 00:10:03,742 --> 00:10:05,967 Uh, why do you think that is, Owen? 234 00:10:05,977 --> 00:10:08,502 I guess things were just simpler back then. 235 00:10:08,512 --> 00:10:10,105 Mm-hmm. Okay. 236 00:10:10,115 --> 00:10:14,008 Do you consider yourself a feminist? 237 00:10:14,018 --> 00:10:15,684 What? No. 238 00:10:17,944 --> 00:10:20,948 Uh, I mean... I'm... I'm not much for labels. 239 00:10:20,958 --> 00:10:24,054 So, you don't consider yourself a feminist? 240 00:10:25,663 --> 00:10:27,851 This is good. Here we go. 241 00:10:27,862 --> 00:10:30,968 Just let him settle into the discomfort. Don't say anything. 242 00:10:33,356 --> 00:10:36,596 In my experience it can be an excuse 243 00:10:36,606 --> 00:10:38,587 for some really selfish behavior. 244 00:10:38,598 --> 00:10:41,701 Ooh. Good. We might be onto something. 245 00:10:41,711 --> 00:10:44,938 What do you mean by "selfish behavior"? 246 00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:48,642 Look... my ex-wife started calling herself a feminist, and... 247 00:10:48,652 --> 00:10:50,209 And then what? 248 00:10:50,219 --> 00:10:53,280 You know, I'd just as soon not talk about this, 249 00:10:53,290 --> 00:10:55,282 - if you don't mind. - No, we do mind! 250 00:10:55,292 --> 00:10:57,458 Y-You, uh... Ask him again! 251 00:10:59,862 --> 00:11:01,988 Uh, I-I... 252 00:11:01,998 --> 00:11:05,357 Hey, look, I'm sorry. This is just really important, Owen, okay? 253 00:11:05,367 --> 00:11:08,661 It obviously affects the way you feel about women. What did she do? 254 00:11:08,671 --> 00:11:10,562 She just... made some choices. Okay? 255 00:11:10,572 --> 00:11:13,065 - Did she cheat on you? - Among other things... yes. 256 00:11:13,075 --> 00:11:15,001 - Rachel... - That's awful 257 00:11:15,011 --> 00:11:17,069 and I'm really sorry it happened, 258 00:11:17,079 --> 00:11:20,372 - but that shouldn't affect the way... - Me? You're right. 259 00:11:20,382 --> 00:11:22,541 But when I got home from my last tour in Iraq, 260 00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:25,143 my wife handed me our baby girl 261 00:11:25,153 --> 00:11:26,878 and told me she was done being a mom. 262 00:11:26,888 --> 00:11:30,482 So now I have to look into my daughter's eyes every day 263 00:11:30,492 --> 00:11:33,585 and explain why Mommy had to "find herself" 264 00:11:33,595 --> 00:11:35,421 with Daddy's best friend. 265 00:11:35,431 --> 00:11:37,189 So, I'm sorry, but in my house, 266 00:11:37,199 --> 00:11:39,757 feminist is just a fancy word for... 267 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,492 For what? It's okay. You can say it. 268 00:11:41,949 --> 00:11:44,074 For selfish bitch. 269 00:11:44,085 --> 00:11:46,364 - We've got to cut. I'm out of juice. - No. We're fine. 270 00:11:46,374 --> 00:11:48,166 - We've got... - We need a fresh brick. 271 00:11:48,176 --> 00:11:51,336 - We... We, uh... - What the hell are you doing?! 272 00:11:51,346 --> 00:11:53,942 Your only job is to roll until I yell cut. 273 00:11:53,953 --> 00:11:56,467 What did you want him to say, Rach? What, that men hate women? 274 00:11:56,478 --> 00:11:57,735 That we think you're all manipulating bitches? 275 00:11:57,746 --> 00:12:00,449 - Put cameras on me I'll say it! - That's enough. 276 00:12:01,707 --> 00:12:03,514 You cannot let her get to you like that. 277 00:12:03,524 --> 00:12:05,907 Well, I can't just stand by and watch her work that guy. 278 00:12:05,918 --> 00:12:08,753 You got to get the taste of crazy out of your mouth. 279 00:12:10,732 --> 00:12:13,457 You've got to find another woman. 280 00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:15,059 Worked for me. 281 00:12:15,069 --> 00:12:18,520 Somebody light. 282 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,606 Fun. 283 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:22,407 Different. 284 00:12:25,079 --> 00:12:28,847 Yeah, I, uh... I had this idea for a show. 285 00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:33,477 - I love it! - You do? 286 00:12:33,487 --> 00:12:35,379 You know how strong you have to be to do that? 287 00:12:35,389 --> 00:12:37,481 You have to have muscles inside... 288 00:12:37,491 --> 00:12:40,384 I know. A-And... And what's so interesting about it... 289 00:12:40,394 --> 00:12:41,651 Those asses are incredible! 290 00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:43,553 Uh, yeah. 291 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,889 - I mean, there's definitely that, bu... - Who's this guy? 292 00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:48,291 Uh, his name is Xavier Chopin. 293 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:51,627 - He's from New Orleans and he's... - He's a talent. 294 00:12:52,379 --> 00:12:55,051 - Right? - Absolutely. 295 00:12:55,741 --> 00:12:57,267 - You know him? - Yes, I know him. 296 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,668 - He's... a friend. - What kind of friend? 297 00:12:59,678 --> 00:13:02,671 He's obviously a very talented one. 298 00:13:02,681 --> 00:13:04,640 This is all over the world, you know. 299 00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:06,409 - Seriously? - Absolutely. 300 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,660 Of course. Not this same, but... 301 00:13:09,598 --> 00:13:11,781 The need to speak with the body. 302 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,749 In any city, there's a club 303 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,883 where this kind of thing is happening. 304 00:13:15,894 --> 00:13:17,286 And is beautiful. 305 00:13:19,531 --> 00:13:25,360 Xavier is lucky guy. 306 00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:33,601 What did your ex-wife do to you? 307 00:13:33,611 --> 00:13:36,454 Did she cheat on you? 308 00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:39,340 What do you think? Too concerned? 309 00:13:39,350 --> 00:13:40,875 Not concerned enough? 310 00:13:40,885 --> 00:13:43,945 - Oh, perfect amount of concerned. - Yeah... 311 00:13:43,955 --> 00:13:45,447 We're getting good stuff here. 312 00:13:45,457 --> 00:13:48,683 This is definitely Emmy material. 313 00:13:48,693 --> 00:13:52,353 Our last three competitors are stumped by the final clue... 314 00:13:52,363 --> 00:13:54,956 a riddle to solve to enter the tower 315 00:13:54,966 --> 00:13:58,659 and at last, save our princess. 316 00:13:58,669 --> 00:14:00,861 It's a tough one! Let's watch... 317 00:14:00,871 --> 00:14:03,630 How the hell haven't they figured this out yet? 318 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:06,167 And how is this supposed to help me find true love? 319 00:14:06,177 --> 00:14:07,901 Well, someone's gonna get the one-on-one, 320 00:14:07,911 --> 00:14:09,579 - and then you'll go on a date and... - You know what? 321 00:14:09,590 --> 00:14:13,039 Each knight pursues his holy grail 322 00:14:13,049 --> 00:14:16,090 and he who listens ends the tale. 323 00:14:16,101 --> 00:14:17,911 Does this have something to do with the pony? 324 00:14:17,921 --> 00:14:19,880 I can't take it anymore. I just... I can't. 325 00:14:19,890 --> 00:14:21,982 I cannot do this anymore! 326 00:14:21,992 --> 00:14:23,916 Take this shit off of me! 327 00:14:23,926 --> 00:14:26,686 - What the hell is this?! - I just... I can't! Get this off of me! 328 00:14:26,696 --> 00:14:29,902 Get this regressive, patriarchal shit off! 329 00:14:30,566 --> 00:14:32,558 Hey! No! Cut! Madison! 330 00:14:32,568 --> 00:14:34,422 - I'm sorry, I just... - Serena is your girl! 331 00:14:34,433 --> 00:14:35,922 You have to stay on top of her! 332 00:14:35,933 --> 00:14:38,564 No. Never mind. I'm putting Rachel back on this. 333 00:14:38,574 --> 00:14:40,933 Now, where the hell is Rachel?! 334 00:14:40,943 --> 00:14:43,235 Grr! 335 00:14:43,245 --> 00:14:44,503 God made the sexes different 336 00:14:44,514 --> 00:14:45,914 and God don't make no mistakes, 337 00:14:45,925 --> 00:14:47,707 so that right there just goes to show that... 338 00:14:47,717 --> 00:14:49,408 What the hell are you doing? 339 00:14:49,418 --> 00:14:51,010 One second. Excuse me. 340 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,512 We are just shooting some B-roll. 341 00:14:52,522 --> 00:14:55,117 - No, I didn't ask for B-roll. - No, I know. We're just using it, 342 00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:56,609 we were thinking, as a counterpoint... 343 00:14:56,620 --> 00:14:58,750 Look, I don't need you to tell me how to cut my show. 344 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:00,524 You're going rogue again, clearly. 345 00:15:00,535 --> 00:15:03,022 She's not going rogue, she's with me. 346 00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:05,957 Chet and Rachel. My dream team. 347 00:15:05,967 --> 00:15:09,461 Hey. I hear you guys are interviewing feminists. Where can I sign up? 348 00:15:09,471 --> 00:15:12,231 - Oh, how ya doing, Quinn? - Why are you talking to me? 349 00:15:12,241 --> 00:15:14,633 Uh... I was just being cordial. 350 00:15:14,643 --> 00:15:17,402 Have you met me? I don't do cordial. 351 00:15:18,302 --> 00:15:20,424 Okay, I was... I was just trying to be polite. 352 00:15:20,435 --> 00:15:23,041 You know what? I am the executive producer of the show. 353 00:15:23,051 --> 00:15:24,809 I don't know who the hell you think you are. 354 00:15:24,819 --> 00:15:27,802 - Stop. - No. You I need to go and fix Serena. 355 00:15:27,813 --> 00:15:31,282 Now. Can someone help me make this godforsaken show? 356 00:15:41,437 --> 00:15:44,510 - You okay? - Yeah. Super. 357 00:15:44,521 --> 00:15:46,665 Really happy with the way things are going. 358 00:15:46,676 --> 00:15:49,002 Well, I was rather surprised 359 00:15:49,012 --> 00:15:52,138 that they convinced you to go the full Rapunzel thing. 360 00:15:52,148 --> 00:15:53,406 I didn't have much of a choice, 361 00:15:53,416 --> 00:15:55,074 because, evidently, me as me 362 00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:57,010 is a little too strong a taste for you guys. 363 00:15:57,020 --> 00:15:58,811 Wait a second... that's not true. 364 00:15:58,821 --> 00:16:02,013 Oh come on, I cleared the room during the poker game. Why? 365 00:16:02,024 --> 00:16:04,268 - Because I know Mark Zuckerberg. - That's not what happened. 366 00:16:04,279 --> 00:16:05,684 Oh, that is exactly what happened. 367 00:16:05,694 --> 00:16:07,786 I'm sooo intimidating because I have a job. 368 00:16:07,796 --> 00:16:09,755 And a bank account. And... And, most egregious, 369 00:16:09,765 --> 00:16:11,824 - a point of view! - Oh, is that what this is? 370 00:16:11,834 --> 00:16:13,759 You know what? Why don't you just go home. 371 00:16:13,769 --> 00:16:16,128 Hop on Tinder. Or call up one of the yoga instructors 372 00:16:16,138 --> 00:16:17,930 I am sure you have on speed dial. 373 00:16:17,940 --> 00:16:19,798 You don't know anything about the women I date. 374 00:16:19,808 --> 00:16:21,466 Oh, I'm sorry... Is it Pilates? 375 00:16:21,476 --> 00:16:23,802 Or... Or spinning? CrossFit? 376 00:16:23,812 --> 00:16:26,004 Whatever it is, I will bet 20 to 1 377 00:16:26,014 --> 00:16:28,973 you will never end up with a "ball-buster" like me. 378 00:16:31,786 --> 00:16:33,111 Hey, what was that? 379 00:16:33,121 --> 00:16:35,280 Oh, God. Nothing. 380 00:16:35,290 --> 00:16:37,290 Not a damn thing. 381 00:16:40,529 --> 00:16:43,154 - Everything good? - Peachy. 382 00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:48,526 Have you come to gloat about how I never should have listened to Chet? 383 00:16:48,536 --> 00:16:51,829 No. I'm not doing that. But, look, you got it out of your system. 384 00:16:51,839 --> 00:16:54,799 You good now? You want me to jump you back into 2017? 385 00:16:54,809 --> 00:16:56,916 What, like... as a slutty nurse or something? 386 00:16:56,927 --> 00:16:57,963 No... 387 00:16:57,974 --> 00:16:59,903 How about just finding a real-ass guy 388 00:16:59,913 --> 00:17:02,306 that you want to hang out with in the real-ass world? 389 00:17:02,316 --> 00:17:03,807 Does that sound good? 390 00:17:03,817 --> 00:17:05,042 Sounds... 391 00:17:05,052 --> 00:17:07,078 fairly impossible. 392 00:17:07,088 --> 00:17:08,712 - But I'm listening. - Good. 393 00:17:08,722 --> 00:17:10,681 Okay, so, the guy with the man-bun? 394 00:17:10,691 --> 00:17:12,416 Ha! Who, August? 395 00:17:12,426 --> 00:17:15,318 Yeah, I'm thinking he might actually be that guy. 396 00:17:15,328 --> 00:17:17,488 - The yoga dude? - Look, I know what he looks like, 397 00:17:17,499 --> 00:17:19,590 but I'm telling you, he's so much more than that. 398 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:22,192 The guy has four years in the Peace Corps, 399 00:17:22,202 --> 00:17:24,695 right now he works at this incredible NGO. 400 00:17:24,705 --> 00:17:27,330 I mean, he's just, like, a substantial human being 401 00:17:27,340 --> 00:17:30,433 that cares about the world, which I know you do, too. 402 00:17:30,443 --> 00:17:32,102 That's a nice thing to say. 403 00:17:32,112 --> 00:17:34,270 Listen, I know the kinds of things that you invest in. 404 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:36,556 I admire the hell out of it. 405 00:17:37,016 --> 00:17:39,609 I know that August is going to admire it, too. 406 00:17:39,619 --> 00:17:41,952 I really think you're gonna like him. 407 00:17:43,523 --> 00:17:45,881 After a day in the past, 408 00:17:45,891 --> 00:17:49,619 our princess is back to thinking about the future. 409 00:17:49,629 --> 00:17:51,186 Her future. 410 00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:56,058 And that elusive holy grail of true romance. 411 00:17:56,068 --> 00:17:58,393 I'm sorry for my little melt-down earlier. 412 00:17:58,403 --> 00:18:00,863 No, there's... there's no need to apologize. 413 00:18:00,873 --> 00:18:05,234 Oh, sure. Why would we have a fantastic banquet table 414 00:18:05,244 --> 00:18:07,269 with goblets and torches 415 00:18:07,279 --> 00:18:09,605 when we could just have two wicker chairs 416 00:18:09,615 --> 00:18:11,273 and a Gerber daisy? 417 00:18:11,283 --> 00:18:12,774 The princess thing was insane. 418 00:18:12,784 --> 00:18:13,942 Right? 419 00:18:13,952 --> 00:18:15,577 Yeah. 420 00:18:15,587 --> 00:18:19,881 I guess they were trying to soften my edges a little bit. 421 00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:22,917 Well, I think your edges, they look just fine. 422 00:18:22,927 --> 00:18:24,986 Besides, I like a woman with a temper. 423 00:18:24,996 --> 00:18:27,055 I lived with a matriarchal tribe in Tibet. 424 00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:29,658 They're the most majestic women that you've ever seen. 425 00:18:29,668 --> 00:18:32,127 Completely comfortable in their power. 426 00:18:32,137 --> 00:18:36,330 I fell in love with every single one of them. 427 00:18:36,340 --> 00:18:38,299 I think he's so interesting. 428 00:18:38,309 --> 00:18:40,268 They're definitely gonna click. 429 00:18:40,278 --> 00:18:41,969 Yeah, after today, I would settle 430 00:18:41,979 --> 00:18:43,904 for a middle school titty grab. 431 00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:46,574 Vag still burning? 432 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,073 Only when I breathe. 433 00:18:53,155 --> 00:18:55,991 Quinn just can't pull me back to the B-team. 434 00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,100 Okay, you realize I'm on the B-team, too, right? 435 00:18:58,111 --> 00:19:00,320 And I've been here a hell of a lot longer than you have. 436 00:19:00,330 --> 00:19:02,480 Well, yeah, but... I have a show under my belt. 437 00:19:02,491 --> 00:19:04,958 - You shot a pilot, Madison. - Exactly. 438 00:19:04,968 --> 00:19:07,494 And how many pilots do you have under your belt? 439 00:19:07,504 --> 00:19:09,596 Yo, man, Serena's under a lot of pressure. 440 00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:10,697 Give her a break. 441 00:19:10,707 --> 00:19:13,500 Aw, Fireman. You're so sweet, bro. 442 00:19:13,510 --> 00:19:16,169 - You're so sweet. - My name is Owen. 443 00:19:16,179 --> 00:19:19,306 I think Mr. Fireman really wants himself some Serena. 444 00:19:19,316 --> 00:19:21,208 - Yep. - Don't you? Who doesn't? 445 00:19:21,218 --> 00:19:23,009 This is a reality TV show. 446 00:19:23,019 --> 00:19:24,477 And I'm not an idiot. 447 00:19:24,487 --> 00:19:27,546 Oh, well, maybe you just haven't made much of a connection with her. 448 00:19:27,556 --> 00:19:28,815 And you have? 449 00:19:28,825 --> 00:19:31,117 Well, please enjoy that connection. 450 00:19:31,127 --> 00:19:34,386 Because there's not a chance in hell that you're going home with her. 451 00:19:34,396 --> 00:19:35,822 Why is that? 452 00:19:35,832 --> 00:19:37,824 Come on. How much do you make a year? 453 00:19:37,834 --> 00:19:39,658 What is it? 50, 60K? 454 00:19:39,668 --> 00:19:41,160 I don't know, man. She's already rich. 455 00:19:41,170 --> 00:19:42,698 Maybe she don't care about money. 456 00:19:42,709 --> 00:19:45,331 You know what people who make a lot of money care about? 457 00:19:45,341 --> 00:19:47,065 - It's money. - Yeah. 458 00:19:47,075 --> 00:19:48,799 I'll guess we'll just have to wait and see. 459 00:19:48,810 --> 00:19:51,064 How much do you want to bet? Let's make this interesting. 460 00:19:51,075 --> 00:19:52,538 Whoa, whoa! Who bets on women? 461 00:19:52,548 --> 00:19:54,314 Are you kidding? It's the only reason I'm here! 462 00:19:54,325 --> 00:19:55,974 - What? - You're here on a bet? 463 00:19:55,984 --> 00:19:59,377 - Wait till Serena finds out. - Jasper's here on a bet? 464 00:19:59,387 --> 00:20:01,679 I knew that Wall Street prick was too good to be true. 465 00:20:01,689 --> 00:20:03,414 We cannot let Serena find out about this. 466 00:20:03,424 --> 00:20:05,083 We cannot lose another wifey. 467 00:20:05,093 --> 00:20:07,518 - Totally. - I thought women were dramatic. 468 00:20:07,528 --> 00:20:09,082 I mean, in the grand scheme of things, 469 00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:10,870 we've got, like, four minutes on this planet. 470 00:20:10,881 --> 00:20:12,582 And they have to count for something, right? 471 00:20:12,593 --> 00:20:15,260 Totally. 472 00:20:15,270 --> 00:20:17,828 I have to say, you're not what I thought you'd be. 473 00:20:17,838 --> 00:20:18,840 How's that? 474 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:22,176 Well, I thought you'd be a little more woo-woo. 475 00:20:24,841 --> 00:20:26,671 Well, I'm... I'm pretty woo-woo. 476 00:20:26,681 --> 00:20:29,374 Yeah, but somehow not annoyingly so. 477 00:20:29,384 --> 00:20:32,376 Ugh. Except totally annoyingly so. 478 00:20:33,854 --> 00:20:36,879 What is your problem with August? You, like, loved him in casting. 479 00:20:36,890 --> 00:20:39,548 - No, you loved him. - Of course I loved him. 480 00:20:39,559 --> 00:20:41,852 He's a Greek God who wants to save the world. 481 00:20:41,862 --> 00:20:44,629 - I mean... - Oh, pbht! 482 00:20:47,485 --> 00:20:49,950 Don't you wish that... that we could get out of here? 483 00:20:49,961 --> 00:20:52,107 Just spend some time in the real world? 484 00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:53,422 Where would we go? 485 00:20:53,432 --> 00:20:56,005 Oh, Big Sur. Esalen's right down the road. 486 00:20:56,016 --> 00:20:58,127 Hot springs, sunset hikes... 487 00:20:58,137 --> 00:21:00,095 You and me, naked in the redwoods. 488 00:21:00,105 --> 00:21:02,331 Wow. That is... a lot. 489 00:21:02,341 --> 00:21:05,767 Well, I just think, every now and then, you gotta break the rules. 490 00:21:05,777 --> 00:21:07,435 Oh please. 491 00:21:07,445 --> 00:21:09,641 You see something you want... 492 00:21:10,571 --> 00:21:12,282 then you take it. 493 00:21:13,446 --> 00:21:15,810 What the hell is he doing? 494 00:21:15,820 --> 00:21:19,474 - Oh my God. He's talking to you. - What? No, no. 495 00:21:19,485 --> 00:21:22,383 - Why would he do that? - He's your UTI. 496 00:21:34,524 --> 00:21:38,276 - You're boning a contestant? - Oh, nice work, Nancy Drew. 497 00:21:38,287 --> 00:21:40,536 - What are you thinking? - Oh, I'm... I'm sorry. 498 00:21:40,547 --> 00:21:42,214 Um, weren't you the woman 499 00:21:42,224 --> 00:21:44,115 who tried to run away with a contestant? 500 00:21:44,125 --> 00:21:46,784 Yes, that's right. That was me! That wasn't you! 501 00:21:46,794 --> 00:21:49,620 You could get fired. I'm just worried about you. 502 00:21:50,149 --> 00:21:52,161 Wow. That's a new one. 503 00:21:52,172 --> 00:21:54,359 I mean, look at you... you're sick, you're drinking. 504 00:21:54,369 --> 00:21:57,061 Those antibiotics don't even work if you mix them with alcohol, 505 00:21:57,071 --> 00:21:59,630 but you apparently can't stop yourself. 506 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,232 This is self-sabotage. 507 00:22:01,242 --> 00:22:03,500 You know what? You are unbelievable. 508 00:22:03,510 --> 00:22:05,970 After everything I have done for you. 509 00:22:05,980 --> 00:22:08,305 I'm sick of this "Essential Honesty" crap. 510 00:22:08,315 --> 00:22:10,140 I'm sorry. What is that even supposed to mean? 511 00:22:10,150 --> 00:22:12,209 Have you ever stopped to think 512 00:22:12,219 --> 00:22:15,880 about what the past few years have been like for me? 513 00:22:15,890 --> 00:22:19,516 Picking up after your messes, covering shit up. 514 00:22:19,526 --> 00:22:21,685 Of course not, 515 00:22:21,695 --> 00:22:23,186 why would you? 516 00:22:23,196 --> 00:22:27,657 Because you always think you know what's best. 517 00:22:27,667 --> 00:22:32,529 Rachel always does whatever the hell she wants! 518 00:22:32,539 --> 00:22:35,664 It starts with a few little B-roll interviews. 519 00:22:35,681 --> 00:22:39,317 Next thing you know, two people are dead at the bottom of a ditch! 520 00:22:40,947 --> 00:22:43,172 I am just trying to help you. 521 00:22:43,182 --> 00:22:45,375 Well, don't. I don't want it. 522 00:22:45,993 --> 00:22:47,944 You begged me to come back. 523 00:22:47,954 --> 00:22:49,379 Yeah. 524 00:22:49,389 --> 00:22:51,122 Maybe that was a mistake. 525 00:22:51,133 --> 00:22:53,849 I wanted my dragon back. Not this mess. 526 00:23:21,586 --> 00:23:23,711 Rach, where the hell are you?! 527 00:23:23,721 --> 00:23:28,000 The guys are, like, spinning out. I need some Rachel magic. Please. 528 00:23:29,226 --> 00:23:30,952 Flying in. 529 00:23:32,931 --> 00:23:34,923 Hey, Rachel! Where the hell is Quinn? 530 00:23:34,933 --> 00:23:38,560 Serena's still on her date, and nobody's even in the control room. 531 00:23:38,570 --> 00:23:40,495 Why is this your problem, Madison? 532 00:23:40,505 --> 00:23:42,229 Because I'm really worried about her. 533 00:23:42,239 --> 00:23:44,498 She's been drinking. Like, a lot. 534 00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:48,502 She was practically falling down the other day, and Gary saw it too. 535 00:23:48,512 --> 00:23:51,638 John the bartender says she's going through a cart of liquor a week. 536 00:23:52,038 --> 00:23:53,364 She needs help. 537 00:23:53,375 --> 00:23:55,476 Like, rehab or something. 538 00:23:56,023 --> 00:23:59,293 You know, there are people here who can take over for her. 539 00:23:59,304 --> 00:24:01,624 - I could talk to Gary. - Rachel! 540 00:24:01,635 --> 00:24:04,469 - There you are! - Think about it. 541 00:24:05,629 --> 00:24:08,021 Oh my God, you were so right about August. 542 00:24:08,031 --> 00:24:11,792 He is amazing. He's bright. And funny. 543 00:24:11,802 --> 00:24:16,043 And the hotness is not even worth talking about it's so overwhelming. 544 00:24:16,054 --> 00:24:17,832 I had such a great time. 545 00:24:17,843 --> 00:24:19,974 I mean, I just... I felt like I was being myself. 546 00:24:19,985 --> 00:24:21,977 I felt like he was being himself. 547 00:24:21,987 --> 00:24:24,346 It just... Oh, it felt like how dates 548 00:24:24,356 --> 00:24:28,817 are supposed to feel, you know? Easy. And comfortable. And... oh. 549 00:24:29,461 --> 00:24:32,187 Thank you. That's all I really wanted to say. 550 00:24:32,197 --> 00:24:35,547 This is exactly why I came on this show in the first place. 551 00:24:36,078 --> 00:24:38,633 What? Wait. 552 00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:40,476 Why aren't you happy for me? 553 00:24:41,006 --> 00:24:42,461 Okay, Rachel. What? 554 00:24:42,472 --> 00:24:45,066 I cannot handle being jerked around by the show anymore. 555 00:24:45,077 --> 00:24:47,028 Please, if there's something that I need to know, 556 00:24:47,039 --> 00:24:48,536 just... just rip off the Band-Aid. 557 00:24:48,546 --> 00:24:51,539 Rachel, please, just tell me the truth! 558 00:24:59,679 --> 00:25:01,416 There is no Band-Aid. 559 00:25:01,426 --> 00:25:03,851 What are you talking about? No, August is... 560 00:25:03,861 --> 00:25:06,020 He is everything you hoped he'd be. 561 00:25:06,030 --> 00:25:08,188 I'm so happy for you. 562 00:25:08,198 --> 00:25:09,556 Oh, thank you! 563 00:25:17,707 --> 00:25:20,200 Hey, John. 564 00:25:20,210 --> 00:25:21,802 Oh, hey, Rach. How's it going? 565 00:25:21,812 --> 00:25:22,842 Not great. 566 00:25:22,853 --> 00:25:24,937 Um, you're fired. 567 00:25:24,948 --> 00:25:26,571 Wait. What? Why? 568 00:25:26,582 --> 00:25:28,173 Why? Because you've been stealing booze 569 00:25:28,184 --> 00:25:30,159 - and trying to pin it on Quinn. - No. That's a lie! 570 00:25:30,170 --> 00:25:31,411 I wouldn't steal booze. I'm ten years sober. 571 00:25:31,421 --> 00:25:33,631 Okay, well, now you're fired. 572 00:25:34,108 --> 00:25:36,030 - Do you get it? - But you can't fire me. Rachel! 573 00:25:36,041 --> 00:25:37,452 You shouldn't have been talking shit 574 00:25:37,463 --> 00:25:39,228 about the person who signs your checks, dude. 575 00:25:39,239 --> 00:25:41,400 So, what do you have to do to win the bet, anyway? Huh? 576 00:25:41,411 --> 00:25:43,623 You gonna ask Serena to marry you just to get some kind of payout? 577 00:25:43,634 --> 00:25:45,209 Look, you'd better tell her, or I will. 578 00:25:45,220 --> 00:25:47,126 No one is telling anyone anything! 579 00:25:47,136 --> 00:25:49,009 - Now, just chill out! - Jay, please. 580 00:25:49,020 --> 00:25:50,276 I don't need this. 581 00:25:50,345 --> 00:25:52,631 I don't need the money. I don't need any of this. 582 00:25:52,641 --> 00:25:55,835 So, please, it has been an absolute pleasure, gentlemen. 583 00:25:55,845 --> 00:25:57,670 - Enjoy yourselves. - Is there a problem? 584 00:26:01,628 --> 00:26:05,795 $400,000 if he's the first one to sleep with her? 585 00:26:05,806 --> 00:26:07,100 How did you not know about that? 586 00:26:07,111 --> 00:26:09,710 Why is this a problem, exactly? We can use it. 587 00:26:09,721 --> 00:26:11,384 Blow it up when we need some drama. 588 00:26:11,395 --> 00:26:13,514 Jasper is supposed to be a wifey! 589 00:26:13,525 --> 00:26:16,118 He's still a wifey. He's a villain-wifey! 590 00:26:16,128 --> 00:26:18,287 It's killer... We can reveal the bet in episode six 591 00:26:18,297 --> 00:26:21,223 - and Serena... - I don't need a villain-wifey! 592 00:26:21,233 --> 00:26:23,991 - I need a wifey-wifey! - Why? 593 00:26:24,001 --> 00:26:27,295 Quinn, we are loaded to the tits with wifeys this season. 594 00:26:27,305 --> 00:26:28,996 We've got Owen, and August and... 595 00:26:29,006 --> 00:26:31,833 - No, August is not a wifey! - What are you talking about? 596 00:26:31,843 --> 00:26:34,525 Of course he is. He's perfect. He's amazing, actually. 597 00:26:34,536 --> 00:26:36,838 - Hey, I've got to talk to Quinn. - Jay was just leaving. 598 00:26:36,848 --> 00:26:39,340 It's a little rough, but I think you're really gonna like it. 599 00:26:39,350 --> 00:26:40,861 Like what? What are you talking about? 600 00:26:40,872 --> 00:26:42,843 This is the footage that Rachel and I shot. 601 00:26:42,854 --> 00:26:44,312 No! 602 00:26:44,322 --> 00:26:46,981 I'm not doing a symposium on gender politics. 603 00:26:46,991 --> 00:26:48,816 Symposium? No, Rachel was right. 604 00:26:48,826 --> 00:26:50,551 - We have a st... - Rachel's right?! 605 00:26:50,561 --> 00:26:52,798 No! Never! 606 00:26:53,775 --> 00:26:56,690 Okay, look, you may have come here on a bet, 607 00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:58,392 but I've seen the way you look at Serena. 608 00:26:58,402 --> 00:27:00,327 - You like her. - So what? 609 00:27:00,337 --> 00:27:02,162 She's not into me. She's made that very clear. 610 00:27:02,172 --> 00:27:03,764 Of course she's into you. 611 00:27:03,774 --> 00:27:06,433 And you're so clearly the front-runner, we would not have a show 612 00:27:06,443 --> 00:27:08,335 if we let you guys get together right away. 613 00:27:09,838 --> 00:27:10,937 What do you mean? 614 00:27:10,947 --> 00:27:12,873 We talked smack about you. 615 00:27:12,883 --> 00:27:14,741 I mean, that whole yoga teacher thing... 616 00:27:14,751 --> 00:27:16,798 Where do you think she got that from? 617 00:27:16,809 --> 00:27:20,947 You are the only one she has expressed any real interest in. 618 00:27:20,957 --> 00:27:22,382 Okay, that's great, 619 00:27:22,392 --> 00:27:24,217 but don't you think she has a right to know? 620 00:27:24,227 --> 00:27:25,551 Of course I do. 621 00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:27,963 But being a snitch is not sexy. 622 00:27:27,974 --> 00:27:30,121 You know that. Don't blow it. 623 00:27:30,132 --> 00:27:33,095 I mean, that whole date with August, that was a complete fail. 624 00:27:33,106 --> 00:27:34,931 - I just feel bad for her. - Me, too. 625 00:27:34,942 --> 00:27:37,763 That whole date with August was a complete fail. 626 00:27:37,774 --> 00:27:41,033 - That does make sense. - But listen, don't even worry about it. 627 00:27:41,043 --> 00:27:44,275 I promise you, we are not gonna let her find out about that bet. 628 00:27:44,286 --> 00:27:46,533 I appreciate your discretion. 629 00:27:46,544 --> 00:27:48,595 Of course we're gonna tell her about the bet. 630 00:27:48,606 --> 00:27:51,143 - I just want to be honest. - You're her guy. 631 00:27:51,153 --> 00:27:53,002 - That's very sweet. - I'm telling the truth. 632 00:27:53,013 --> 00:27:55,205 - Really? - Trust me. 633 00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:00,218 Hey, did you get a chance to think about what I said? 634 00:28:00,229 --> 00:28:03,400 Mm, yeah, I sure did. And I just fired your buddy John. 635 00:28:03,411 --> 00:28:05,588 - What? Why? - Why? Because he's a drunk. 636 00:28:05,599 --> 00:28:08,025 He's been stealing booze for years. 637 00:28:08,036 --> 00:28:09,927 That's not true. Why would you do that? 638 00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:12,994 He's a bartender, Madison. Okay? He can find another job. 639 00:28:13,005 --> 00:28:14,384 Not one with benefits. 640 00:28:14,395 --> 00:28:16,554 His kid is sick. You know that, right? 641 00:28:18,934 --> 00:28:21,900 - What? - Like, cancer. 642 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:26,056 Without this job, his insurance is gonna lapse. 643 00:28:26,463 --> 00:28:28,256 Oh, my God. This is not just some contestant 644 00:28:28,266 --> 00:28:29,824 that we can kick to the curb. 645 00:28:29,834 --> 00:28:33,261 This is real life. This actually means something. 646 00:28:33,271 --> 00:28:35,173 Why would you do that? 647 00:28:39,003 --> 00:28:41,229 You really are as bad as everyone says. 648 00:28:44,815 --> 00:28:46,619 What are you trying to say? 649 00:28:46,630 --> 00:28:49,353 Oh, no. 650 00:28:50,454 --> 00:28:52,612 I'm running out of time, Quinn. 651 00:28:52,622 --> 00:28:56,183 And I have to do something. 652 00:28:56,193 --> 00:28:57,449 This is for my boy. 653 00:29:10,473 --> 00:29:14,367 You know, I really do want for you what you want. 654 00:29:14,377 --> 00:29:17,136 But you'll never get your empire 655 00:29:17,146 --> 00:29:20,206 unless you swing for the fences. 656 00:29:20,216 --> 00:29:23,008 And you're playing it real safe, hon. 657 00:29:23,018 --> 00:29:26,812 Mm. Funny, I don't feel safe at all. 658 00:29:37,566 --> 00:29:38,825 Rachel? 659 00:29:40,606 --> 00:29:42,661 Are you okay? 660 00:29:42,671 --> 00:29:45,434 My heart's racing. 661 00:29:46,198 --> 00:29:49,492 I can feel all the blood rushing through my veins. 662 00:29:49,511 --> 00:29:50,769 Okay, what's going on? 663 00:29:50,779 --> 00:29:52,954 I just tell one lie, and I can't stop. 664 00:29:52,965 --> 00:29:54,673 It's like breathing to me. 665 00:29:54,683 --> 00:29:57,041 It's so easy. And it just feels so good. 666 00:29:57,051 --> 00:29:59,043 I just, like, want it more and more. 667 00:29:59,053 --> 00:30:01,079 What are you talking about? 668 00:30:01,089 --> 00:30:04,215 All right, look. You... You were right. 669 00:30:04,225 --> 00:30:07,747 I do use Essential Honesty as a shield. 670 00:30:08,196 --> 00:30:09,720 I mean, I have to, because if I don't, 671 00:30:09,730 --> 00:30:11,839 all of these horrible things happen because of me. 672 00:30:11,850 --> 00:30:13,724 I'm making them happen. I mean, Quinn is right. 673 00:30:13,734 --> 00:30:16,627 - Rachel... - I am responsible for every bad thing 674 00:30:16,637 --> 00:30:18,529 that has happened on this show. 675 00:30:18,539 --> 00:30:20,464 That cannot be true. 676 00:30:20,474 --> 00:30:22,232 Well, it is! 677 00:30:24,712 --> 00:30:26,659 You don't even know. 678 00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:34,268 Rachel. 679 00:30:34,654 --> 00:30:37,300 This is a safe space, all right? 680 00:30:37,957 --> 00:30:41,807 Everything you say here is totally confidential. 681 00:30:42,829 --> 00:30:44,714 I just want to understand. 682 00:30:50,770 --> 00:30:54,330 Okay. 683 00:30:54,340 --> 00:30:58,027 So, two people died last season. 684 00:30:59,245 --> 00:31:01,070 That's on me. 685 00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:02,605 Quinn told me it was an accident. 686 00:31:02,615 --> 00:31:04,996 - It wasn't. - It wasn't? 687 00:31:05,851 --> 00:31:08,411 No. I made it happen. 688 00:31:08,421 --> 00:31:10,418 How did you do that? 689 00:31:12,992 --> 00:31:14,855 So, I went to Jeremy. 690 00:31:15,457 --> 00:31:17,086 I had no idea what he would do, 691 00:31:17,096 --> 00:31:21,027 but I knew that he would do something, anything, to protect me. 692 00:31:21,386 --> 00:31:22,910 And when I found out what he did, 693 00:31:22,921 --> 00:31:25,994 like, running those people off that road, I was completely horrified. 694 00:31:26,004 --> 00:31:28,864 I never wanted him to do anything like that. 695 00:31:31,610 --> 00:31:33,605 But the truth is, 696 00:31:34,793 --> 00:31:38,440 it was really kind of thrilling to have that power. 697 00:31:38,450 --> 00:31:41,876 Does anyone have a 20 on Rachel? Elimination Ceremony is up. 698 00:31:46,057 --> 00:31:47,983 Rachel. Rachel, wait. 699 00:31:58,102 --> 00:32:01,809 And so, our Tournament of Love comes to an end. 700 00:32:01,820 --> 00:32:04,978 And tonight only eight out of our 11 daring competitors 701 00:32:04,988 --> 00:32:07,381 will receive a limited-edition, 702 00:32:07,391 --> 00:32:10,345 customized, Swedish Army knife. 703 00:32:10,673 --> 00:32:12,620 Swedish Army... 704 00:32:12,630 --> 00:32:14,954 the solution for every problem. 705 00:32:14,965 --> 00:32:16,384 I mean, seriously? 706 00:32:16,395 --> 00:32:18,454 We should all slit our wrists with that knife. 707 00:32:18,465 --> 00:32:20,517 Look, let's be honest. 708 00:32:20,806 --> 00:32:22,395 I'm not a princess. 709 00:32:22,405 --> 00:32:25,398 And my search for love is real. 710 00:32:25,408 --> 00:32:27,000 It's not a fairy tale. 711 00:32:27,010 --> 00:32:28,902 You don't have to be Prince Charming. 712 00:32:28,912 --> 00:32:31,939 You just have to be a good man. 713 00:32:31,949 --> 00:32:35,001 So, on that note, there is one person 714 00:32:35,012 --> 00:32:37,437 with whom I've made a real connection. 715 00:32:40,962 --> 00:32:42,524 August. 716 00:32:42,959 --> 00:32:44,751 I had an amazing time tonight. 717 00:32:44,761 --> 00:32:47,254 Will you take this knife and stay? 718 00:32:47,264 --> 00:32:49,068 Excuse me. Sorry, mate. 719 00:32:49,079 --> 00:32:50,624 Hello. 720 00:32:54,270 --> 00:32:56,328 Warren. Will you take this knife and stay? 721 00:32:56,338 --> 00:32:57,797 Guy... Alexi... 722 00:32:57,807 --> 00:32:59,940 will you take this knife and stay? 723 00:33:01,870 --> 00:33:04,929 Two knives, five men. 724 00:33:04,947 --> 00:33:06,126 Who will Serena choose? 725 00:33:06,137 --> 00:33:08,595 Oh, oh, oh! What's going to happen? 726 00:33:08,606 --> 00:33:10,071 Owen. 727 00:33:10,786 --> 00:33:12,645 Will you take this knife and stay? 728 00:33:17,559 --> 00:33:19,718 - Thank you. - Thank you. 729 00:33:23,031 --> 00:33:25,857 - And finally... - Serena, I need to say something. 730 00:33:25,867 --> 00:33:27,506 Jasper... - I don't know what you may have heard, 731 00:33:27,517 --> 00:33:29,349 or what these people may have said about me, 732 00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:30,796 - but... - Jasper, stop. Please. 733 00:33:30,821 --> 00:33:32,497 Is he gonna come clean? 734 00:33:32,507 --> 00:33:35,501 Um, I'm the one who owes you an apology. 735 00:33:35,512 --> 00:33:38,502 I lost my temper earlier today, and I wasn't fair to you. 736 00:33:38,513 --> 00:33:40,972 - Serena... - No, Owen, just give me a minute. 737 00:33:40,982 --> 00:33:42,840 I... Jasper, 738 00:33:42,850 --> 00:33:45,176 you've been honest with me since the first night. 739 00:33:45,186 --> 00:33:47,011 Vulnerable, even. 740 00:33:47,021 --> 00:33:51,649 Then, things got confusing for both of us, I think. 741 00:33:51,659 --> 00:33:54,470 I'm really hoping we can find our way back to that. 742 00:33:55,430 --> 00:33:57,021 - Yes. - Great. 743 00:33:57,031 --> 00:33:59,857 Absolutely. 744 00:33:59,867 --> 00:34:02,426 - Thank you. - Mmm. Thank you. 745 00:34:04,103 --> 00:34:06,329 Those boys look angry at each other. 746 00:34:07,875 --> 00:34:09,566 So, I'm out? 747 00:34:09,576 --> 00:34:11,535 Guess I liked that whole princess thing 748 00:34:11,545 --> 00:34:13,170 a little too much. 749 00:34:13,180 --> 00:34:15,706 Sayonara, Silver Fox. 750 00:34:15,716 --> 00:34:17,240 All right. That's a cut! 751 00:34:17,250 --> 00:34:19,743 Another glorious night of love 752 00:34:19,753 --> 00:34:22,846 and passion and knives. 753 00:34:22,856 --> 00:34:25,349 Great show, everyone. 754 00:34:30,196 --> 00:34:34,724 No, dude, seriously? 755 00:34:34,734 --> 00:34:38,027 I told you, no booze for you. 756 00:34:38,037 --> 00:34:40,230 Look, I had drug problem. 757 00:34:40,240 --> 00:34:41,931 Alcohol is not problem. 758 00:34:41,941 --> 00:34:43,766 There is new thinking on this. 759 00:34:43,776 --> 00:34:45,935 - I have therapist. - Uh, yeah. 760 00:34:45,945 --> 00:34:48,871 You probably shop at the same therapist store we do. 761 00:34:48,881 --> 00:34:50,305 Come on. 762 00:34:50,315 --> 00:34:52,441 Do a shot with me. 763 00:34:52,451 --> 00:34:53,976 You know you want to. 764 00:34:53,986 --> 00:34:56,746 You know what? 765 00:34:56,756 --> 00:34:58,213 No. Actually, 766 00:34:58,223 --> 00:35:00,023 - I don't. - You know what? 767 00:35:02,294 --> 00:35:03,986 I don't believe you. 768 00:35:08,901 --> 00:35:10,959 Night-night, Bouncy Boy. 769 00:35:13,906 --> 00:35:17,232 Hey, Jay! Come on! Come pitch me! 770 00:35:17,242 --> 00:35:19,134 Let's go! 771 00:35:19,144 --> 00:35:21,778 Okay. Okay. I'm coming. 772 00:35:25,181 --> 00:35:29,477 So, if you wanted to see the rest of the lens series, 773 00:35:29,487 --> 00:35:33,313 I'd be happy to show you. Got them in the camera truck. 774 00:35:33,324 --> 00:35:35,416 Ah, the "camera truck." 775 00:35:35,427 --> 00:35:36,983 - I know what that's code for. - What? 776 00:35:36,994 --> 00:35:39,353 No. No, you said that you wanted to see them. 777 00:35:39,363 --> 00:35:40,955 I know I did. You're right. 778 00:35:40,965 --> 00:35:43,357 I really do want to see them, just... 779 00:35:43,367 --> 00:35:45,181 maybe not now. 780 00:35:45,769 --> 00:35:47,594 Fair enough. 781 00:35:47,604 --> 00:35:50,031 Hey, um, did you mean what you said 782 00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,532 to Rachel earlier about feminism? 783 00:35:52,543 --> 00:35:53,813 God, no. 784 00:35:54,688 --> 00:35:57,170 Rachel just makes me a little nuts. 785 00:35:57,180 --> 00:35:58,839 - You two were a thing, huh? - We were. 786 00:35:58,849 --> 00:36:01,041 - You know? Set life. - I do. 787 00:36:01,051 --> 00:36:02,912 It's how I know not to go into the camera truck 788 00:36:02,923 --> 00:36:05,278 and hook up with my boss on the first day. 789 00:36:05,288 --> 00:36:06,685 Smart. Smart. 790 00:36:08,459 --> 00:36:11,784 You know, if you want to get to know me and ask me out on a real date, 791 00:36:11,794 --> 00:36:13,928 maybe I'll say "yes." 792 00:36:18,668 --> 00:36:21,061 Okay, so listen. I know you weren't 793 00:36:21,071 --> 00:36:22,628 into the whole Sissy Bounce thing. 794 00:36:22,638 --> 00:36:25,531 And I get it. But imagine a show 795 00:36:25,541 --> 00:36:28,801 about underground dance scenes all over the world. 796 00:36:28,811 --> 00:36:30,536 More dance? 797 00:36:30,546 --> 00:36:32,185 - Travel shows are tricky. - No, Quinn. 798 00:36:32,196 --> 00:36:33,847 This is so much more than just a travel show. 799 00:36:33,858 --> 00:36:37,510 It's about the universality of the need for self-expression. 800 00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,995 I mean, now, more than ever, when the world is so fractured, 801 00:36:40,006 --> 00:36:41,347 we need something that reminds us 802 00:36:41,358 --> 00:36:43,983 how much we all actually have in common. 803 00:36:45,494 --> 00:36:48,320 I mean, uh, I don't know. 804 00:36:48,330 --> 00:36:50,722 Ugh. I just think foreign cruise and... 805 00:36:50,732 --> 00:36:53,192 And Alexi's gonna host it. 806 00:36:53,202 --> 00:36:55,327 - Really? - Yeah. He's... 807 00:36:55,337 --> 00:36:59,064 He's... He's so excited about it, Quinn. 808 00:36:59,074 --> 00:37:00,932 Wow. 809 00:37:00,942 --> 00:37:03,735 I mean, now, that... that could be something. 810 00:37:03,745 --> 00:37:05,670 - Yeah, Alexi has a huge following. - I know. 811 00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:07,672 His Calvin Klein campaign was effing massive. 812 00:37:07,682 --> 00:37:10,408 So, just as we're premiering "Passport to Dance," 813 00:37:10,418 --> 00:37:12,677 we'll be getting free billboards all over Times Square. 814 00:37:14,088 --> 00:37:17,348 Look at you, thinking like an executive producer. 815 00:37:17,358 --> 00:37:21,352 Finally, somebody is actually doing their job. 816 00:37:21,362 --> 00:37:23,187 Yeah. 817 00:37:23,197 --> 00:37:26,790 All right. Let's make it happen. 818 00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,293 - For real? - Yeah. 819 00:37:31,105 --> 00:37:32,596 Thank you, Quinn. 820 00:37:32,606 --> 00:37:34,097 You're not gonna regret it. 821 00:37:34,107 --> 00:37:36,233 Okay. 822 00:37:42,750 --> 00:37:45,543 Right there. See? Her? Just cut her out. 823 00:37:45,553 --> 00:37:47,077 I know, Chet. 824 00:37:47,087 --> 00:37:49,746 Just give me a second. 825 00:37:49,756 --> 00:37:53,058 - That's amazing. - Movie magic, dude. 826 00:37:58,265 --> 00:38:00,057 Hey, Spence. Chet Wilton. 827 00:38:00,067 --> 00:38:01,724 Listen, I got some footage 828 00:38:01,734 --> 00:38:04,001 you might be interested in seeing. 829 00:38:06,172 --> 00:38:08,731 Been thinking about you all night. 830 00:38:08,741 --> 00:38:11,834 Uh, yeah. You made that pretty damned clear. 831 00:38:11,844 --> 00:38:13,335 I'm sorry. Was that too much? 832 00:38:13,345 --> 00:38:14,604 I don't think anyone knows. 833 00:38:14,614 --> 00:38:16,973 I mean, did anyone say anything? 834 00:38:16,983 --> 00:38:19,442 - Did Rachel? - Okay, you know what? 835 00:38:19,452 --> 00:38:21,142 We are done. 836 00:38:21,153 --> 00:38:26,449 Yeah, you're right. We are never doing this, ever again. 837 00:38:26,459 --> 00:38:29,585 August! I mean it. It's over. 838 00:38:29,595 --> 00:38:31,068 Look, it never should have happened, 839 00:38:31,079 --> 00:38:33,422 and as far as I'm concerned, it never did. 840 00:38:37,769 --> 00:38:39,347 Rachel. 841 00:38:41,039 --> 00:38:43,331 I want you to know, 842 00:38:43,341 --> 00:38:47,603 coming to me was a very important step. 843 00:38:47,613 --> 00:38:50,839 I want to help you figure out where this... 844 00:38:50,849 --> 00:38:53,704 this darkness comes from. 845 00:38:54,519 --> 00:38:57,278 I like you, Quinn. 846 00:38:57,288 --> 00:39:00,094 Why is that so hard to believe? 847 00:39:01,192 --> 00:39:03,784 It's not. It's just ridiculous, okay? 848 00:39:03,794 --> 00:39:05,520 If you want to stick around, 849 00:39:05,530 --> 00:39:07,822 you have to get your head back in the game with Serena. 850 00:39:07,832 --> 00:39:09,890 Now, get the hell out. 851 00:39:12,236 --> 00:39:15,462 Look. No. It's not Quinn. 852 00:39:15,472 --> 00:39:18,415 Okay? She's the only real person in my life. 853 00:39:19,409 --> 00:39:21,636 Then what? Or who? 854 00:39:23,580 --> 00:39:25,480 I can't. 855 00:39:27,798 --> 00:39:30,010 This isn't going away, Rachel. 856 00:40:10,693 --> 00:40:13,352 Aww. 857 00:40:44,211 --> 00:40:46,501 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com -